January 2011
1 post
December 2010
1 post
September 2010
2 posts
I’m in cvs pharmacy. I’ve noticed that some old ladies butts look very round like their butt checks r fused together and there is no butt crack. Interesting
June 2010
5 posts
May 2010
1 post
WatchI love this..I hope my dogs do this one day!!
February 2010
1 post
January 2010
10 posts
Train,”Get To Me”
Well an airplane’s faster than a Cadillac And a whole lot smoother than a camel’s back But I don’t care how you get to me Just get to me Parasail or first class mail Get on the back of a Nightingale Just get to me I don’t care just get to me Prokeds, mopeds take a limousine instead They ain’t cheap but they’re...
Distractions
Me: “Ya know, you are pretty distracting.”
Joey: “I’m distracting? Why don’t you put a paper bag over your head so I can study?”
December 2009
5 posts
November 2009
5 posts
I’ve decided that squirrels are suicidal
The August sky will then bare witness To a brand new chapter with torn up pages When the planets align, I can feel the gates opening To my courage As I proceed to run my fingers through her hair And forget everyone who’s jaded, ‘cause they don’t matter And I don’t care No, ‘cause they don’t matter And I don’t care
-Spill Canvas_
October 2009
13 posts
halloween party :D
amillionways:
am i going to have to throw one? YES!
i still don’t have a costume…b is going to be a spartan gladiator soooo i was thinking greek goddess or kung fu panda…hmm
KUNG FU PANDA! KUNG FU PANDA!!!
Perks
I just remembered I had a 20 oz grape crush waiting for me in my refrigerator from last weekend…My day is suddenly brighter!
“What day is it, and in what month, this clock never seemed so alive”
Here
There’s a place I’ve been lookin’ for That took me in and out of buildings Behind windows, walls and doors
And I thought I found it Couple times even settled down Then I’d hang around just long enough To find my way back out
I know now The place that I was tryin’ to reach Was you right here in front of me
And I wouldn’t change a thing I’d walk right back through the rain Back...
Cars...Safe Cars..
So I am shopping around for a used car….anyone know of some of the top cars in safety and low roll over??
“And there’s bound to be rough waters
And I know I’ll take some...”
September 2009
20 posts
Runts..
I have the best boyfriend ever! He would eat all the bananas out of a box of runts for me! =0p
quote of the day
quote of the day from our Clinical Medicine professor “I had a patient who tried to clean his ear out with an ice pick and ruptured his tympanic membrane…come to think about it, he would have done us both a favor if he’d just shoved it in a little further.”
hahaha…..the only good joke he made today out of about 50…he is so annoying most of the time.
Ipod on shuffle=good surprises
“How does it feel to know you’re everything I need The butterflies in my stomach They could bring me to my knees How does it feel to know you’re everything I want I’ve got a hard time saying this So I’ll sing it in a song”
gotta love spill canvas
Where can I buy motivation? I need it by the gallons.